rrueplumet:

“it’s just a midnight snack” i said as i prepared a full turkey dinner

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tiger-lilies-and-tortelini:

*clinks glass* i’d like to make a toast. *puts bread in toaster*

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• me: exit tumblr, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check tumblr

whatsanialler:

how am i supposed to get a boyfriend i cant even get anons

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